tschüß / howdy
I wonder if The Beatles wrote “Hello, Goodbye” during their tenure in Hamburg.
In Hamburg, social situations are, by default, punctuated by the “Goodbye” - a high pitched sing-songy outtro that you’ll hear even if the person behind the counter doesn’t acknowledge your existence up until that point.
So far in Arkansas, the “Howdy” is the most frequented spot on the menu.
"You say goodbye and I say hello," y’all.